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1 dead after bee swarm attacks landscaping crew in Arizona

KTAR News: One man is dead and another in critical condition after a swarm of approximately 800,000 bees attacked a landscaping crew in Douglas, Ariz. on Wednesday.

An exterminator found a bee hive approximately three-by-eight feet hall in an attic of a nearby home.  

Photo: A swarm of more than 800,000 bees killed one man and stung another more than 400 times in Arizona. (AP Photo)

This is f*ing terrifying


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I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.


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Adrian Peterson: ‘I am, without a doubt, not a child abuser’

ABC News: Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson spoke out for the first time Monday since his indictment, saying in a statement: “I am not a perfect son. I am not a perfect husband. I am not a perfect parent, but I am, without a doubt, not a child abuser.”

Earlier Monday, the Vikings announced Peterson would be reinstated after benching him for last week’s game.

Photo: Tom Gannam/AP Photo

Notice that he didn’t say child molester.


One of China’s biggest Internet companies hopes its latest investment will become the country’s Uber of laundry.

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Fuck fuck fuck…..I had this idea over a year ago





Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace


Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

Some wiseness, brought to you by Carlos Danger

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This is clearly a #FirstWorldProblem, but in 2014, in the first world, shouldn’t our Internet be significantly faster than this?

Ugh, this is my f-ing world….thanks DSL.


How do you deal with social anxiety? x

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